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Boris the German
Who could forget Boris, the German version of postman pat. What a man!! We really got to know this guy very well, mostly through his midnight farting sessions and well I'll not mention his feet! And who can forget the big showdown between postman boris and our very own Paddy from Limerick. For anyone who didnt witness this mighty confrontation, heres what happened.....
Right here we go. All the lads were stuffed into a smelly room in the school in Toronto. All the Irish lads were goin mental as usual, bearing in mind this was 1am! Anyways big Boris was none too happy with this and started into a volley of abuse of unadulterated filthy language at us. He was like "turn of zzeeeee lights, i want to go to bed" He was givin orders like he was in Hitlers army. But our Paddy stood up (in the dark of night) and shouted "who made you de boss?" Everyone pissed themselves it was soooo funny!! Anybody who wasnt there, and is reading this now is probably going "what are you on Barry" but seriously it was wild craic!

Mc veighs and there machine
Two brothers one night created a myth, it is things that legends are made out of it.
On the first night in Toronto we spotted something strange, some one had a bad case of as the americans call it "breaking wind "
Two brothers who will remain nameless and who believe our not are both over 20 took it upon themsevles to buy something as junvenile as barry.Yes people they bought what people call a "fart machine" which led to hillarous circumstances.However on this epic journey people were going to be unhappy at this rather juvenile behavour.Some of the irish group spoke out against this kind of immoral behahavour and there fore the irish group became quite disbanded.On the one side u had the moaning mervins and on the other side who had guys who just wanted to have a a bit of craic.The atmosphere was disjointed and unbearable and therefore the "fellowship of the ming" came to a bitter conclusion. NOBODY CARES

MACTHMAKER
Yes people believe or not people got more in tornto than they bargained for .Me myself and barry have took it upon are sevles to find who was attacted to barry(Barry claimed and i quote "He was the most eligable bachelor there" Common barry what clemo.Me and barry do now however that some couples did manage to hook up but me and barry want to be your macthmakers, i think barry could even have a word with Jp2 if your lucky .We just want some scandal